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Tuesday, July 06, 2010

Pointless


Teacher: Why are u late?
Student: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Student: The one that says, "School Ahead, Goes Slow".
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Son: Dad, can u write in the dark?
Dad: I think so. What u want me to write?
Son: Please sign my report card.
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Teacher: Can anybody give an example of a "COINCIDENCE"?
Student: My mum and my dad got married on the same date and time.
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Little boy: Daddy, have u ever been to Egypt before?
Dad: No. Why do you ask that?
Little boy: Well *pointing at his mum*, where do u got this mummy then?
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Teacher: What do u call people who keep on talking when others are not interested to listen anymore?
Student: TEACHER!
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p/s: Smiling already? haha

7 comments :

jfook said...

HAHA. nice one.The first one is the best.

r-mean said...

;D

randomness of a bored creature is BACK! said...

It made me smile. Thanks for sharing. :D

kenwooi said...

haha. nice jokes.. especially the last one =)

yanaaa said...

the jokes are funnayyy!! hehe. rajin awk kn crk jokes cmni. u just made my day. :D

Aiza Aidid said...

thanx!

Aiza Aidid said...

yana: hahaha.. saje je.. time boring2.. hehe