Annoying Students, Speechless Teachers!

May 24, 2010


Hey guys. How's your weekend? Mine.. boring since the boyfriend's not around for this weekend. Right now, I'm on Gossip Girls marathon so basically I sit in front of mr lappy la kan ;)
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But, still boring and I can't sleep. So I browsed some jokes online just now and I've stumbled upon some of teachers-students jokes.


JOKE 1
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

JOKE 2
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell “crocodile?”
GLENN: “K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L”
TEACHER: No, that's wrong.
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how
I spell it.

JOKE 3
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.

JOKE 4
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.

Oh, I'm a teacher, these kids would get it from me. Seriously so "innocent"! I guess that's why I'm not meant to be one. But, I don't remember answering my teachers's questions like this. Usually I'll shut up my mouth whether I know the answer or not. Not being kedekut ilmu or what, but somehow teachers do scared me. Especially the old ones. LOL!

p/s : Currently working on something to make the header looks nicer!

Nitey nite people ;)

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