Sunday, January 03, 2010

A Few Good Jokes Wouldn't Hurt You

JOKE 1

Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?

Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus.

Patient: What happened?

Doctor: Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?

Patient: Give me the bad news first.

Doctor: Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them.

Patient: That's terrible! What's the good news?

Doctor: There's a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers.


JOKE 2

A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time. After the diagnostic tests showed nothing, the doctor gets around to asking her how often she has intercourse.
"Every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday," she says.
The doctor advises her to cut out Wednesday.
"I can't," says the woman. "That's the only night I'm home with my husband."


JOKE 3

Top Ten Signs You are Addicted to the Internet

  1. You kiss your girlfriend's/boyfriend's home page.
  2. Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.
  3. Your eyeglasses have a web site burned in on them.
  4. You find yourself brainstorming for new subjects to search.
  5. You refuse to go to a vacation spot with no electricity and no phone lines.
  6. You finally do take that vacation, but only after buying a cellular-modem and a laptop.
  7. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap... and your child in the overhead compartment.
  8. All you daydreaming is preoccupied with getting a faster connection to the net: 28.8... ISDN... cable modem... T1... T3...
  9. And even your night dreams are in HTML.
  10. You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com.
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For that special person in my life, sorry for always sulking.
I make it hard for u.
But I do trust you. That's one thing u shouldn't be worry about =)

p/s : I love you.
p/s/s : Jokes.. something that always make me feel better. What about you? ;)

2 comments :

lionel0008 said...

HAHA..
Short, simple but effective.
Thanks for sharing. :)

Aiza Aidid said...

hehe.. sure2!
no biggie =)